1. Knock Knock! Who's there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here. (Please let us in; it’s cold out here.)
2. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. So, I had to knock. (The door is locked. So, I had to knock.)
3. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t knock, but the doorbell is broken. (Normally, I don’t knock, but the doorbell is broken.)
4. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door and find out. (Go to the door and find out.)
5. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Old lady. Old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
6. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you. (I love you.)
7. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil. (I need to borrow a pencil.)
8. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited—it’s a just a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad you know some knock knock jokes? (Aren’t you glad you know some knock knock jokes?)
