Wednesday, March 3, 2010

March Schedule

Sunday, March 7--Bible Study Class at 9:30 a.m. at Riverdale Baptist Church--We'll study "What Do Mormons Believe?"

Friday, March 12--Bible Study Class at 9:30 a.m. at Riverdale Baptist Church--We'll study "Joseph". Joseph was Jacob and Rachel's first son and he is an important person in the Old Testament.

Thursday, March 18th--English and Cooking Lesson from 11:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. at Ava's House--We'll study, "Easter Explanations", "Idioms", "Riddles" and we'll learn another children's song. After the English lesson, I'll show you how to cook baked macaroni and cheese.

Please invite any new ladies to join us. Children's classes and translation are provided for the Bible Study Classes. Children are welcome to join any classes or activities.

Lullabyes

Rock A Bye Baby

Rock a bye baby, on the tree top
When the wind blows the cradle will rock
When the bow brakes the cradle will fall
And down will go baby cradle and all.

Hush Little Baby

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat.
And if that billy goat don't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Papa's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Papa's gonna to buy you a horse and cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

Tongue Twisters

Peter Piper

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Betty Botter

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Woodchuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Eating at a Sit Down Restaurant

1. Sit down restaurants usually have a host or hostess. The host/hostess will ask you, “How many are in your party?” You should answer: “We have __ people.”

2. If you have children with you, the host/hostess will ask if you need any children’s menus or high chairs/booster seats. If they don’t ask, you can request these by saying:

“We need _ children’s menus please.” “We need a high chair or booster seat please.”

3. When the waiter/waitress first comes to your table, they will take your drink order and ask if you want an appetizer. This is a good time to ask about specials or other questions about the menu. Here are some phrases you can use:

“I’ll have ____ to drink.”
“No thank you, we don’t need any appetizers” or “Yes, please, we’ll have chips and salsa.”
“What is the soup of the day?” “Do you have any specials today?”
“Can I make a special request?”

4. When the waiter/waitress brings your drinks and appetizer, they will ask you if you are ready to order. If you’re not ready, you can say: “Can we have a few more minutes please?”
If you’re ready, you can go ahead and order.

5. When the waiter/waitress brings you your meal, you can ask for extra items like ketchup, honey mustard, etc. If something is wrong with your order you can say:
“Excuse me, I ordered ____ not ____.” Or “Excuse me, my steak needs to be cooked a little longer please.”

6. When you finish your meal, you need to leave a tip. 15% is the custom tip. If you received extra good service, you can leave more. If you received bad service, you can leave less.

Knock Knock Jokes and Idioms

1. Knock Knock! Who’s There? Water. Water who? Water you doing at my house? (What are you doing at my house?)

2. Knock Knock! Who’s There? Sara. Sara who? Sara doctor in the house? (Is there a doctor in the house?)

3. Knock Knock! Who’s There? Candace. Candace who? Candace be the last knock knock joke? (Can this be the last knock knock joke?)

4. by word of mouth—people telling other people about something—The restaurant became popular by word of mouth. So, the owners didn’t have to spend a lot of money on advertising.

5. the ball’s in their court—used when people are negotiating—it’s “their” (the other sides’) turn to make a counteroffer—We offered the car dealer $10,000 for the car and we are waiting to see if he will accept our offer. The ball is in his court now.

6. chip off the old block—someone who is very similar to their father—Everyone says Tyler is a chip off the old block because he looks so much like Tim.

7. couch potato—a person who spends a lot of time watching tv and eating junk food—We were couch potatoes all weekend, but on Monday we had to get back to work and back to the gym!

8. call a spade a spade—to say something in a straightforward and direct way, even if it’s not pleasant—Sometimes you have to call a spade a spade and let people know they are making a bad decision.

9. call it a day—finish working—Most people like to call it a day a little early on Fridays.