1. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dot. Dot who? Dot’s for me to know and you to find out. (That’s for me to know and you to find out.)
2. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to suck your blood. (I want to suck your blood.)
3. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Ice cream? Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost. (I scream every time I see a ghost.)
4. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better. (Anything you can do, I can do better.)
5. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning. (Drain the bathtub, I’m drowning.)
6. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.
7. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out. (Let us in and you’ll find out.)
8. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Despair. Despair who? Despair tire is flat. (The spare tire is flat.)
9. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth when you’re eating. (Close your mouth when you’re eating.)
10. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Dexter. Dexter who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly. (Deck the halls with boughs of holly.)
