Monday, November 22, 2010

December Schedule

Christmas Open House at Ava's House on Saturday, December 4th from 4-6 p.m. Please stop by and enjoy Christmas decorations and refreshments.

Friday Bible Study Class at Riverdale Baptist Church on Friday, December 10th at 9:30 a.m. We will study, "The Christmas Story" and "Candy Canes".

Sunday Bible Study Class at Riverdale Baptist on Sunday, December 12th at 9:30. We'll continue our study from "The Purpose Driven Life" by Rick Warren. This month's lesson will be "God's View of Life".

Japanese Bibles and translation are provided for class members. Childcare is provided or children are welcome to stay in the class with us.

Please invite any new families to join us.

Things To Be Thankful For

A comfortable chair
A good book to read
A good pillow
Air conditioning
Beaches
Birds singing
Butterfly kisses
Children laughing
Comfortable shoes
Compliments
Cooing Babies
Dishwashers
Flowers
Freedom
Good friends
Good health
Good movies
Good teachers
Good tires
Grandparents
Happy Babies
Honest people
Hugs
Indoor plumbing
Kind people
Rainbows
Remote Controls
Shade trees
Smiles
Sunrises
Sunsets
The words "I love you"
True friends
Warm showers
White puffy clouds

Even on the worst days, we can all find something to be thankful for!
We all need to have an “attitude of gratitude”!

Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles

Knock Knock! Who’s There? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle
I do if you don’t open the door? (What will I do if you don’t open the door?)

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!

Why can’t you take a turkey to church? It uses “fowl” language! (foul language)

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, buildings can’t jump at all!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Lots of drumsticks!

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!

Which side of the turkey has the juiciest meat? The inside!

What happened to the turkey when he got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What do rich people like to eat on Thanksgiving? Carats! (carrots)

What do golfers like to eat on Thanksgiving? Par-tatoes! (potatoes)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “G”.

Thanksgiving Songs

Over the River and Through the Woods

Over the river and thru the woods,
To grandmother's house we go;
The horse knows the way
To carry the sleigh,
Thru the drifted snow, oh!

Over the river and thru the woods,
Oh, how the wind does blow!
It stings the toes,
And bites the nose,
As over the ground we go.

Over the river and thru the woods,
To have a first-rate day;
Oh, hear the bell ring,
"Ding-a-ling-ling!"
Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day-ay!

Over the river and thru the woods,
Trot fast my dapple gray!
Spring over the ground,
Like a hunting hound!
For this is Thanksgiving Day.





Five Fat Turkeys

Five fat turkeys sitting on a fence
The first one said," Oh, my I am immense!"
The second one said, "I can gobble at you"
The third one said, " I can gobble too"
The fourth one said, ""I can spread my tail"
The fifth one said, "Don't catch it on a nail"
The farmer came by and had to say,
"Turkeys look best on Thanksgiving Day!"






Count Your Blessings

Count your blessings, name them one by one,
Count your blessings, see what God hath done!
Count your blessings, name them one by one,
And it will surprise you what the Lord hath done.






Thanksgiving Things

The turkeys in the pen,
They turkeys in the pen.
All the children come and see,
The turkeys in the pen.

The pilgrims on the boat,
The pilgrims on the boat.
All the children come and see
the pilgrims on the boat.

The Indians in the field,
The Indians in the field,
All the children come and see,
The Indians in the field.

The pumpkins in the patch,
The pumpkins in the patch,
All the children come and see,
The pumpkins in the patch.

The corn on the cob,
The corn on the cob,
All the children come and see,
The corn on the cob.

The butter in the churn
The butter in the churn,
All the children come and see,
The butter in the churn.






10 Little Indians

1 little, 2 little 3 little Indians,
4 little, 5 little, 6 little Indians,
7 little, 8 little 9 little Indians,
10 little Indian boys.

They jumped in a boat and the boat flipped over,
They jumped in a boat and the boat flipped over,
They jumped in a boat and the boat flipped over,
10 little Indian boys.

They swam and they swam and they swam to their mother,
They swam and they swam and they swam to their mother,
They swam and they swam and they swam to their mother,
10 little Indian boys.

She hugged them and kissed them and sent them to bed,
She hugged them and kissed them and sent them to bed,
She hugged them and kissed them and sent them to bed,
10 little Indian boys.






I’m Glad I’m Not A Turkey

I'm glad I'm not a turkey,
a turkey, a turkey.
I'm glad I'm not a turkey
on Thanksgiving Day.

They'll cook you
and baste you.
And then they'll all taste you.

Oh I'm glad I'm not a turkey
On Thanksgiving Day!

Idioms IX

1. easy on the eyes—used to describe a good looking person—My friend’s daughter never has trouble finding a boyfriend because she’s easy on the eyes.

2. eat crow/eat your words—admit that you were wrong—Politicians never eat crow/their words. They just say they were “misinformed”.

3. elbow grease—physical work—It takes a lot of elbow grease to clean the inside and outside of a car.

4. every now and then—occasionally—Every now and then we like to order pizza for dinner.

5. every trick in the book—using all means and methods to accomplish something, even deception—Bob used every trick in the book to get Sue to go on a date with him.

6. everything’s coming up roses—things are going very well—My neighbors took a trip to Hawaii because everything’s coming up roses for their business.

7. fair weather friend—someone who will only be your friend when things are going well for you—It’s easy to learn who your fair weathered friends are when you are going through bad times.

8. face the music—accept the consequences of bad decisions or actions—The criminal had to face the music and go to jail for breaking the law.

9. face to face—meet someone in person—When you sell something on Ebay, you never meet the buyer face to face.