Knock Knock! Who’s There? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle
I do if you don’t open the door? (What will I do if you don’t open the door?)
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
Why can’t you take a turkey to church? It uses “fowl” language! (foul language)
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, buildings can’t jump at all!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Lots of drumsticks!
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
Which side of the turkey has the juiciest meat? The inside!
What happened to the turkey when he got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do rich people like to eat on Thanksgiving? Carats! (carrots)
What do golfers like to eat on Thanksgiving? Par-tatoes! (potatoes)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “G”.
