1. What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you.
2. What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
3. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? I Love Ewe!
4. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours!
5. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you!
6. What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
7. What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
8. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs and kisses!
9. Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss? (How would you like a big kiss?)
10. Knock knock. Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your valentine! (I sure would like to be your Valentine.)
11. Knock knock. Who's there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your arms around me, baby! (Put your arms around me, baby!)
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke, I got a Valentine! (Look, I got a Valentine!)
