First—a riddle—What runs, but never walks? (The answer is at the bottom of the page.)
Knock, knock. Who's There? Gorilla. Gorilla Who? Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry. (Grill me a hamburger, I’m hungry.)
Knock, knock. Who's There? Cow-go. Cow-go Who? No, cow go MOO!!! (No, a cow goes moo!)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Max. Max who? Max no difference. (It makes no difference.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tarzan. Tarzan who? Tarzan stripes forever. (Stars and stripes forever.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes me.
Who ish you? (This is me. Who is (are) you?)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Eileen. Eileen who? Eileen down to tie my shoe. (I lean down to tie my shoe.)
Knock, knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule find out when you open the door. (You’ll find out when you open the door.)
Knock knock. Who's there? Pig. Pig who? Pig up your feet or you'll trip! (Pick up your feet or you’ll trip!)
Knock knock. Who's there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be the last knock knock joke? (Can this be the last knock knock joke?)
Answer to the riddle—water!
