1. Knock Knock. Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive Halloween. (I love Halloween.)
2. Knock Knock. Who’s There? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s almost Halloween!
3. Knock Knock. Who’s There? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween for a long time. (I’ve been waiting for Halloween for a long time.)
4. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
5. Why didn’t the skeleton like to fight? He didn’t have any guts!
6. Why did the girl vampire breakup with her boyfriend? He was a pain in the neck!
7. What does a baby ghost need at a restaurant? A boo-ster seat!
8. Why was the baby ghost crying? He had a Boo-Boo!
9. What does a ghost eat for dinner? Spookghetti!
10. What’s a vampires favorite holiday? Fangsgiving!
11. What do werewolves celebrate? Howladays!
12. What do skeletons like to eat? Spare ribs!
13. What kind of streets do ghosts live on? Dead ends!
