1. Why does Oklahoma need a telescope?
To see what Arkansas! (To see what Arkan saw)
2. What did Tennessee?
The same thing that Arkansas!
3. What state is in another state?
Kansas is in Arkansas!
4. What is the smartest state?
Alabama—It has 4 A’s and 1 B!
5. What state needs a handkerchief?
Mass-ACHOO-sets! (Massachussets)
6. What state wears glasses?
Mississippi has 4 eyes!
7. What is the happiest state?
Maryland (merry land)
8. What is the easiest state to drive in?
Rhode Island! (road island)
9. What did Delaware? (What did Della wear?)
A New Jersey!
10. What state is the best place to do laundry?
Washington!
11. What state is high in the middle and round on both ends?
Ohio!
